Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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