I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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