I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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