a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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