You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
farters have to be the big spoon...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
