Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Where is the hickey?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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