So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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