Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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