Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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