I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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