i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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