So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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