Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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