No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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