Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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