After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
false alarm, still single
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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