Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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