Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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