I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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