she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
How external is "for external use only"?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
