My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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