Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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