nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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