So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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