Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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