you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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