I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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