You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
How external is "for external use only"?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
wow bdsm is so cute
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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