I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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