Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
