Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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