Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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