Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Randomize
