Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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