And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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