Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I am spending my child support on dildos
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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