It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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