physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Randomize
