Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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