Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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