yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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