: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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