you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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