Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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