shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
This house was built for laser tag.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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