You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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