we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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