bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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