I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
