Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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