nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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