I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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