Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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