the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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