Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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