everyone is single if you try hard enough
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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