i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
We got so high we made milksteak
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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