yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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