I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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