we're chasing vodka with high fives
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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