I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I just saw a hot homeless man
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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