I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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