I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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